Re: Lets choose SmackDaddy's new boat...
Smack. Have you ever bought anything on line? Its easy! Those sailing type of folk seem to be honest too.
As for shipping it home. Its a ship! I know the trade winds come from the West. Just tack a few times coming across the Atlantic. (I think your on the left coast. Right?) Well there is this river kind of thing that cuts through a small country called Panama. Just take that route. It will save a few thousand NM.
Summer vacation is coming up. It'll give the kids some thing to do. You'll always know ware they are. Wind is free.