Originally Posted by tylax6
My name is Brenton Hart, I'm 30 y/o and on Nov 1 I plan to get married
God willing to my beautiful Fiance Cara...With that said we'd be part of a group of about 20-30 people and are wondering if there is anyone out there who would be willing to for a nominal fee extend their sailboat for a leisurely half day sail.
It would be more impressive if each one of you went out on a separate sailboat...after some synchronized sailing to the wedding music, the groom's boat would T-bone the bride's boat, thus symbolizing the wedding night...the bride would then sink the groom's boat with a small cannon, thus symbolizing the likely course of the marriage...and all the family members and friends would flounder around trying to save them from sinking, thus symbolizing the trial separation, until the lawyers sail in with the judge for the divorce, under a final display of fireworks and more cannon fire!
Then everyone can go home, wet, exhausted and happy! Sailboat repairs to commence following the honeymoon...