a texas boy here, lemme give ya some other texas sayings
"bless your heart" = f-you.
"Fixin' ta" = getting ready to
"you-un's" = y'all... plus one (usually the number of people you can fit into the back of your pick-up truck without drawing the attention of the po-lice)
I'm all over the catalina 30, if it doesn't work out, you can sell her easily and a fairly good passle of kiddo's can wander around without drivin' y'all nuts. .
I'm in far north texas, and am bored stupid. The cuban is drivin' me nuts, the 13 year old is about to get her head handed to her in a basket and this thing in my chest is itchin' like an STD.
We are not primarily on earth to see through one another, but to see one another through
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs