Don't get me started on that simpleton boob, "inventor of the internet" Al Gore. If my heart rate reaches 150, I fall down and piss myself. not pretty.
Global warming, my fat white a@@. El Nino, pffft.... I think is because the folks in the trailer down the street Meth lab blew up. Yup,its all their fault.
We are not primarily on earth to see through one another, but to see one another through
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs