Originally Posted by Roger Long
I like this. Paintball gun (color of paint is owner's choice) is required operating equipment, like pfd.
If a boat has one or two paint spots - well, everyone makes mistakes.
If a boat looks like it parked under a flock of seagulls that had just gorged
on a billion jellybeans - the operator is obviously an idiot and a menace,
and should be removed from the water immediately.
[Adapted from a comic's bit about bad drivers. Saw it *years* ago, might have been
George Carlin, I'm not sure.]