Anybody posting a 'personal' ad on a forum like SN must be either totally desperate, really naive, or have a skin thick like a rhino. But all such posts are of great entertainment value!
Actually... that gives me an idea! A good friend of mine (my ex-GF, to be honest) is dreaming of sailing to faraway destinations with a nice, caring, and sensitive man (I hope now you understand why it did not work out between us). She is in her mid 40's, good looking (no lie!), and in general a lot of fun. Don't expect her to row your tender for you, or act as a windlass for your 60lb CQR anchor, but she is a good cook, knows a little bit about sailing, and can hold a course at the helm. Let me know if you are interested and I will try to get you guys together.