Your wife is right, and waaaaay cuter than you too, no seriously
If you sailing with me, you bring the beer and snacks, I paid for the boat and the maintenance.
We are a BYOB boat. However, we are also brewers, so we ALWAYS bring extra beer for people to drink, unless its a really long sail!
Racing, hey, if we win (which we did once) I'll buy you a beer at the bar.
Come sail with us again! Friday night beer cans in Berkeley with a spinnaker!