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theft, pirates, anyone?
Ahoy , Newcommer, Ye ask a solid cask of questions for wit I''d give ye the answers.First ye need to be mindfull of the tone of yer voice. Iffin youse was to come near me Id as like to run ye through and take you vessel as me prize. Wot id do to yer women is illegal in most states though I d say they enjoy it once the waves started crashing in. As far as real Pirates , ye better bet you life the sea tolerates no fools wot don''t see the truth of it. Aye there be many a safe looking haven in reality bee a nest of cutthroat seamen willing to feast on ye ignorance. As far as weapons ye best be able and of the heart to use em else jibe about and flee. Aye there be some whats can''t afford to loose thier vessel or posessions and pay the captains of industry for protection. Ye can pay me if you''ve a mind to keep close off me quarter for protection. As far as the wharf is concerned I need a few things so send me an inventory of ye stores . AARRHH Big Red 56 Pirate of Pine Island.
Sailor Mitch ye be a good mate what I get done cutting yer tounge out for me dinner. Bes no wonder the Harbor is empty and me hold bone dry. Avast there mind yer warnings lest I make an example otten yer hide.
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