[BigRed56]

Ahoy ted marin , I couldn''t find you in the members directory so mabye you could help me so I can analyze you. In the mean time I''ll take a shot in the dark (Pirates do this when they smell something awlful wafting across the water) . First a few questions like are you a Medical doctor who is qualified to offer a diagnosis and prescribe controlled substances? Be prepared to prove it if you are. Second I''ll make a leap of faith (something else Pirates do when they are confident in thier abilities and really could care less if the lesson is painful) and suggest you own a power boat as your only comment on the question posed was an unprovoked broadside of me ship, well do ye own one or anything that floats outside yer tub? If you do ,be prepared to prove that also.
Now as the Captain of a growing fleet of buccaneers and salty seafarers me duty lies heavy on me shoulders and me heart sings when the target is as inept as you. My diagnosis of you is as follows ;( I can do this with a certian amount of bravado another Pirate trait which lends it''s self well to the situation at hand) , If there are any qualified DR''s out there I wouldn''t mind some serious feed back on my skills.
My first question is why(?) if your so unimpressed have you been reading me for so long? I think the answer is just the opposite and Im sorry if that is painfull to have to face.
My second question is why(?) you are unimpressed by my resume? The resume is just who I am and it is accurate . I think you are harboring some deep seated (forgive the pun) jealous longing to have what you cannot. Or believe you think you are in some trivial way ,superior and arrogant ,when in fact you are neither. Again I am sorry if the truth of it hurts.
My third question is why (?) do you think you speak for such a large group of people when in fact you do not? Possible you resent not being part of the in-crowd? Feeling a little left out? Explain wasting your time on someone who you waste a long time reading?
My last question is Wh... no the reason I couldn''t be a doctor is I don''t have the patience it takes to sit here and listen to your insanity. My life has and will always be fun , facinating , adventureous, free , clear sailing the world I chose , the likes of which you''re are to stupid to comprehend and to jealous to understand.
Oh Yeah I almost forgot, Pitates are exactly what you describe and a whole lot more and I''ll cut yer heart out and eat it for dinner if ye like me to prove the point.
Avast thar ye mud sucking eel !! Shove off to yer ole in de bottom lest ye be me soup!! Big Red 56 the Pirate of Pine Island