[BigRed56]

Ahoy Viexile, AARRHH ye be but only partially correct in yer reply to me matey north of Pine Island. I be having three good legs, two for the sea and one of pure hardwood and rubbed to a fine silk smooth finish. Aye tis many a seafarer wot made me aquaintence and was shocked by the scars and un-natural lumps in me spine givin me a perpetual list to port. Twas fine surgeons that tryed with all manner of medival procedures to regain me balance . Aye I be not quite right in many ways and your a good seafarer to warn the others of me distemper. Avast there the rum''s almost got the job done, me list to port tis nearly gone ,now I can tack in this lonely storm. Big Red the Pirate.