So you've just spent a couple days on your hands and knees to track a non-functional device that you could only see by standing on your head, in the head.
Welcome to the world of "Yachting".
Sometimes when you find something that doesn't seem to do anything, you should just ignore it for awhile.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man...Just kidding, I hear you! But, c'mon, a black box with a red button? Who could resist?