Between work and a child on the way I am losing time with my mistress of the sea also. There has even been talk of buying a bow rider. For now I will keep my sail boat hidden in a marina far far away. I will slowly teach my child the ways of sailing when my wife is not around. Then when he is old enough and strong we will unite and destroy the evil empire! NO more stinkpots ever!!! This could back fire and I wind up solo sailing till I get eaten by a whale.
LOL the real backfire comes when they find out girls are prettier and smell better than dad.