"Where do you live?"
The underpaid cashier at Radio Shack made the mistake of asking me that once too often last year while I was paying $5 for a 50 cent part on the way to the boat. So I looked around the nice cool air conditioned store and said "This looks nice. I could live here. Would you mind if I lived here?"
Thank you, have a nice day.
Lessons learned from Big Black Dog School: If something wakes you up, you have to play. But, you're allowed to make the rules.