Dorourke....
The funny stuff you want is already here (yes Sir...right under our noses)...just search threads such as:
Deck/Step Masts
Battens (full or partial)
Sail Trim
Keels
Anchors
Catalinas (not CD's, his is actually OK)
Wire/cable shrouds
Hull speed
and a lot of other entertaining subjects...
suggestion...look for the "copy/paste posts".....they tend to be very funny and entertaining also....
I was hooked on Stand up comedians and used to buy all the available CDs once they got out..... now, after joining Sailnet messageboards, I have been saving a lot of money, as I get my laughs here.......
Beats Lewis Black and Larry The cable Guy....