Originally Posted by bobperry
I said, "Nothing. It's just my hat."
I'm not keen on the authorities.
Bob, nothing to do with boats but with authorities and I have a feeling you will like this one:
Long before Portugal and Spain entering the EC, two friends of my father were returning from Spain. The authorities inspected the car and found a big box full of Spanish beer, San Miguel to be exact.
The authorities said that they could not pass and that the beers would be confiscated.
They said no, you will not have our beers and returned to Spain again.
Two hours later they were back and the authorities went to search the car thoroughly trying to find out the beers. Has they did not found anything they asked with bad manners where they had put the beers.
On of then said politely to the officer: Where do you want me to piss