Join Date: Jan 2007
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How about a fair sized snake. Quiet, reliable rat hunter, keeps most pirates at bay, only needs feeding once a crossing. Never known to suffer from sea sickness, obtains respect even from customs officers. Not required to carry a rabies certificate. Sleeps mostly between meals. Swims well.....
But sadly, absolutely no loyalty...