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Patient to Doctor...So how did the tests turn out Doc?
Dr. ...I'll get to those in a minute, but first let me ask you...Do you like pizza?
Patient...Oh yeah....I love it. But what about my diagnosis?
Dr....Well I have good news and bad news. Which would you like first.
Patient...Well...gimme the bad news.
Dr....You have AIDS, the plague and a highly contagious strain of Ebola
and you will be dead in a week at the outside, I am sorry to say.
Patient...Oh my gawd! How can you say there's good news after that?
Dr. ....Well....we can slip your pizza in under the door!
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