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A Frenchman, an Italian, and a New Yorker were talking about making love to their wives.
The Frenchman says that after making love to his wife, he lights candles and plays romantic music. And his wife just floats about six inches off the bed.
The Italian says, that after making love to his wife, he lights scented candles and massages her with warm oil. And his wife just floats about a foot off the bed.
The New Yorker says, that after hosing his wife, he gets up and wipes his tool off on the curtain. And she just about hits the ceiling.
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