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And you found this person in Wyoming? What are the odds of that happening? Attention: All passengers transitting O'Hare International on 17 March 2007, the TSA has issued an alert. Expect significant delays on the international departures gates. Well known "transvestite Magnet", aka the Portagee, will be transitting the area. Expect extreme emotional outbursts from normally unstable personages, due to seperation anxiety. Portagee answers to nom de plume of "Giu" and is easily recognizable, resembling the "international" edition from Vermont Teddy Bear Co. Approach with caution. For further information, consult your Local Notice to Mariners.
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