Like bestfriend, I'm something of a photo junkie. Whenever I stop in a port, I put on an overcoat and go around with about 20 ea 8X10's and when somebody walks by I sez "hey meester, wanna buy a dirty picture?" Not really, but when in baja, I trade an 8X10 for a bucket full of lobsters.
She is a dog trainer
there's a couple from up your way with two genius bull dogs sailing south. I would think after a couple weeks on the water, your wife can name her price to get those dogs to crap on a scrap of rug.