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Originally Posted by sailortjk1
So a drunken Portuguese Sailor walks into the local bar and demands of the bartender,"Hey Ass full of Crap! Give me a drink and make it a double!"
The easy going bartender replies, "I'm very sorry sir be we don't serve Drunken Portuguese Sailors that do not know how to be polite. If you wish to ask me again, I might reconsider."
The Portuguese Sailor demands once again, "Hey Ass full of Double Crap. Give me a drink and hurry up with it!" Again the bartender refuses. The Sailor than says, "Hey your ass is so full of Crap that I can smell you from here!"
To which the bartender replies, "Sir, you are obviously very drunk and I can tell that you are from Portugal, seeing as you can not act with appropriate manners, I must ask you to leave and I will not serve you a drink."
The Portuguese Sailor sulks from the bar shaking his head saying, "Man what was that guys problem? Perhaps I should have called him Cruising Dad."
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ahahahahahaahahah that was funny....but get this,....
CRUISINGDAD in Portuguese means:
real-bad-sailor-that-bought-a-catalina-and-instead-of-sailing-powers-his-boat-with-diesel-and-sold-the-sails-to-buy-a-lot-of-electrical-chargers-to-keep-his-denial-about-sailing.....
roughly
