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The Importance of Underwear
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this
one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially
when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News
comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his
wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The
wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the
hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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