Well, that's good news, of course...
Hopefully, the Coasties might have at least gotten some decent training out of all that aviation fuel they pissed away... :-)
I'm only half-kidding, actually... There is an argument to be made, that there actually can be some benefit to be derived from the sort of high seas rescues that Australia, for example, has been called upon to perform:
From a report of the Australian Navy's rescue of Yann Elies from GENERALI during the 2008 Vendee, after he broke his leg in the Southern Ocean west of Cape Leeuwin: