[sailortjk1]

Two Rednecks are out hunting.
Shortly after climbing into their tree stand Redneck #1 looks through his scope and says to Redneck #2, “Isn’t this nice up here? I can see all the way to your house. I can see your wife and she is naked. Not only is she naked, but she is with another man. I think she is having an affair.”
Redneck #2 says very angrily, “Quick, shoot them both! Shoot the b##ch in the head than shoot the ba###rd in his private parts.”
Redneck #1 peers through his scope, takes careful aim, and than fires.
“What happened?” says Redneck #2, “I told you to shot them both.”
“I did,” says Redneck #1. “It only took one shot."