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Re: An indelicate question

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I love my little Jabsco
It's so neat for me to pee.
I show it to hot women
Then they want to sail with me.

Sometime two at a time.
Sometimes only one.
No matter how many gals
We always have fun.

And my head may hurt from wine.
My head may get confused.
But my HEAD she keep a-working
No matter how much it's used.

---chorus ---

Oh Jabsco I love you.
You hook me up onboard
Just like a Margarita
Does the trick on shore.

----

200 miles offshore
In the nastiest of weather
My Jabsco satisfied
A Floridian name Heather.

She had eaten 3 burgers
Then a sumptuous dinner
While complaining to me
That she wasn't getting thinner.

Then I showed her my Jabsco
To easily lose 10 pounds.
So she dropped the seat
And flushed it all down.

(For we always leave the seat
Without creating a stir
Not up for him
Or down for her.)

She came out of the head
With a smile on her face
With a satified look
For my boat, my place.

---chorus ---

Oh Jabsco I love you.
You hook me up onboard
Just like a Fuzzy Navel
Does the trick on shore.

----

Out in the gulf stream
Big, square waves and windy
I was headed to Europe
With a buxom girl named Mindy.

(Now I'm the captain
And I let the girls know IT!
I give all the orders
And I don't take no ****!

But she was so good
I let her do the bossing
And I didn't kick her off
For this long ocean crossing)

Between shifts and watches
Love making and doting
She had that stern look
Like her back teeth were floating

We opened the head door,
Didn't heave-to or stop,
Then she jumped back in bed
With a flat-bellied flop.

----chorus ---

Oh Jabsco I love you.
You hook me up onboard
Just like a Sundowner
Does the trick on shore.

----

We've all heard it before.
It wasn't said on a whim.
Girls don't lie down
In boats they can't stand-up-in

Buy my Jabsco changed that
On my little tub.
500 bucks a month.
And it's time for a back rub!

---chorus ---

Oh Jabsco I love you.
You hook me up onboard
Just like a Painkiller
Does the trick on shore.

Oh Jabsco I love you.
You hook me up onboard
Just like a Painkiller
Does the trick on shore.

----

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Regards,
Brad
Mark wanted 37 versus. Anyone want to add a few more?

Regards,
Brad
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