Very funny, but it is a legitimate question.
And to answer your question Stoutwench, I do have a job and quite a bit saved. Part of owning a business is to do it with as little money of yours as possible, why not go for a grant. Are you telling me that if you had the oppurtunity to do it, you would say, no thanks?
And the part about my taxes, I would rather see it going into small business ventures then where its being squandered right now. my 2c.
Anyway, thanks for the help.