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LUMBERJACK WANTED
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> A large, well-established Canadian lumber camp advertised
> that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
>
> The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp
> with his axe and knocked on the head lumberjack's door. The
> head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him
> to leave.
>
> "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the
> skinny man.
>
> "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the
> lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down."
>
> The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he
> was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree
> down," said the man.
>
> The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where
> did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
>
> "In the Sahara Forest," replied the puny man.
>
> "You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.
>
> The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's
> what they call it now!"
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