A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house
> with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break
> something, but the boy continues.
>>"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He
> stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
>>
>>Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the
> store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he
> leaves
> it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A
> diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out
> it comes.
>>
>>When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
> She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her
> doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
> assures
> her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
>>
>>When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his
> knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his
> pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon
> explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc."Doctor! Doctor!
> Are
> you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30
> years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
>>
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