[poopdeckpappy]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under the hood of a car.
Male......... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....... Going forward without a harness.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male…….. VHF & SSB

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male....... Trying not to hit other Racers at the starting bouy

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male....... Oh, just about anything that can be done in a stiff wind.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ........ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male…..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes