Re: I'm Sick Of Bird Poo
$15k for one summer of one collie? Damn, Lassie, have some more caviar.
For $15K I'll chase the birds all summer too.
I'm all for the environment but at a certain point, I think the bleeding heaert imbeciles go too far. Just shoot the damned things on the runway, and they'll learn within one generation to stay away from the airport. End of problem, all you need to do is cull the bold ones in the flock in future years.
Anyone who disagrees should be required to make a midwinter water landing in the Hudson before being allowed to ever enter a voting booth again. And then, still required to take two birds home with them.
Of course if Bob Moses was still personally in charge of that airport...they wouldn't have DARED fly anywhere near it. (VBG)