Offshore First Aid Course
Pricey is right. For $400 you can get almost 4 aspirin administered during a hospital stay today!
Not trying to pick on your comment, halyardz, since I have no idea what the quality of the instruction is. Just a little funnin''.
I personally plan to take one or more such courses within the next two years, but only if my wife does, also. I want her to be able to help me if I need it, too.