Alex: "Dear Lord, please forgive me for what I have done......"
God: "Nope..my son....as a punishment...you're meeting Sailingdog tonight in Portsmouth and go have diner with him......"
Alex: "God...why???? why??? what have I done dear God??? what???"
God: "you broke a beautifull boom...as a punishment...you're meeting SD...sorry"
Alex: "Bumer"
God: "and after..3 Holly Marys and a side order of fries".....