I second the docking thing.
I have never seen a group of fat old balding men move so quickly as when one of them said:
"Oh look, here comes that new guy coming in to dock...nice boat, looks like he's coming in a little fast"
We are not primarily on earth to see through one another, but to see one another through
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything... but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs