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John, on behalf of Local 01 of the Professional Idiots Guild, I must take exception and ask you to retract any claim that you might be an idiot of the first class.
First of all, your name is not on the Guild books, and until a committee of Senior Idiots certifies you, no one becomes a first class idiot.
But even more important, if you were a true First Class Idiot you would not have blocked the fuel flow, you would have arranged to have the high pressure fuel pump INGEST THE O-RING, requiring extensive repairs to it or the injection system.
And even an Ordinary Idiot could figure out a way to set the whole damn boat in fire by misfitting fuel system components.
Nope, I'm afraid you won't make the Guild Lists at all this time. You're just not trying hard enough. < WEG >
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