You think that is bad.
Previous name was "The Lazy Susan."
The original owner thought it was a great name.
We renamed her for my wife who puts up with a lot of BS from me.
New name "Julianna" She has brought us nothing but good luck.
Here is my favorite link to the renaming ceromony.
Boat re-naming ceremony - Nautical Know How
Courtney is My Hero
If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most - E.B. White