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Some ass full of crap called me up today on my business phone wanting some pumps shipped to Alabama. Of course I was right in the middle of a conversation with a customer, Jack Kevorkian visited her water well recently, and I never realised how similar the accents of Alabama are to the accents of the lower classes of Portugal. I thought I was on the hillbilly hotline. Score one for the Portagee; he had me goin'. He sounded like Walter Brennan after about a fifth of cheap whiskey.
It's ok, though. God is getting even with him for me. He's stuck in Indiana!
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Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.
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