This is Giu's way of asking, "Pull my finger...".
He is in downstate Indiana, not much happening there.
A Portugese Sailor, land locked in Indiana, there has got to be a good oportunity for a photo shop there. Please someone with the skills of photo shop, do your thing.
Courtney is My Hero
If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most - E.B. White