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Titanic VS Clinton....

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My
Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that
they were nearly identical stories!

Titanic: .... cost - $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99

Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: ..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: ... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : ... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: ..... Bill is a bullsh!t artist.

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ..... Let's not go there.

Titanic: .... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: .... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: .... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: .... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: .... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing