Originally Posted by sailingdog
There are three kinds of sailors—those who have run aground and admit it; those who have run aground and are lying about it; and those who just sit at the dock, drinking martinis out of their stainless steel martini glasses.
Is it considered running aground if you can get off without outside assistance? How about a hard bounce without a complete stop? I'm just tried to determine whether I'm the single or double digits.