I thought I had the best one untill TDW.
I was a nwebe when I saw a freighter coming in on the channel, I was close enough to spit on it as it passed. I had a great idea; It was to cross directally to it's stern as soon as it cleared my path. I made up new words as I got swamped from the prop blast. I thought I was a gonner, I guess that's why they invented self bailing cockpits.