09-11-2007
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Originally Posted by camaraderie
The Bathtub Test
.... DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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uh, can i have the window? lol
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbs the ladder, pulls his pants down & has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
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