Dog and Buckeye ...
Yes, the glamor shot in my avatar gives away some of the reason why my kid thinks I'm a dork. She's basically right.
I'm lucky ... she's a good kid, works hard, gets great marks from her boss, does well enough in school, loves music (as I do), has a great sense of humor, hasn't been in trouble with the law, doesn't do drugs ... but doesn't like sailing. I'll live with it.