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Old 09-24-2007
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An old man went down to the lake with his beat up metal tackle box, cane pole, net, and went out in his beat up alumacraft jon boat, and headed out away from everyone else. He come back later with all the fish he could want, packs up and heads home, while all the others with there fancy bass boats look on bewildered, after they nothing but bad luck with all their fancy equipment.

This happened several times, until all the others talked the game warden into checking things out.

The game warden approached the old man the next time he showed up and asked if he could ride along.

"Hop on in" was the reply.

They motored out away to a secluded spot of the lake. The old man opens up the tackle box and pulls out a stick of dynamite. The game warden is shocked and starts to explain that that's illegal and he's going to have to arrest him.

The old man lights the dynamite, hands it to the game warden and says "You gonna talk, or fish?"
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