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A 90 year old man said to his doctor,"I've never felt better, I have a 19 year old bride who is pregnant with my child, What do you think about that, Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said," I have an elderly friend who is a hunter, and never misses a season. One day he was going out in a bit of a hurry, and accidently picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,"bang, bang", and the bever fell dead, "What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old man,said",I'd say somebody else shot that beaver!"
The doctor replied, " My point exactly!"
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