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Old 10-04-2007
Leopold Leopold is offline
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Marriage is a relationship:

When our lawn mower wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first; the
truck, the car, playing golf -- always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I'll always have a limp.

MORAL TO THIS STORY: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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