A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day/10 lb. Weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,
he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10lb. As promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 lb program. The next
day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
Beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign round her
neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the
door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,
so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has
lost another 20lb.
As promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
lb program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our most
rigorous program."
Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next
day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge,
muscular, 7ft bloke standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "I'm Nigel . If I catch
you, you're mine..."
