Aye hog ... Stay closer to home and practice, practice, practice. Why, the Mate and Bob practiced for a couple of years and then got a dog.
Got a best bud who years ago bought a sailboat. Picked 'er up down Florida way and set sail. Bounced around in the stream for three days so sick he couldn't muster the energy to die. Wifie finally attracted attention of passing boater and got rescued by CG.
Now, not sayin' denise will suffer the same fate but ...
Bob might publish his Helpful Hints for Keeping the Mate Happy when All Goes to xxxx
Comes with a DVD