[CosmosMariner]

A duck hunter gets his shotgun and his Lab and goes out to hunt ducks.

On his way to the marsh he passes a pub and decides to go in and have a drink to warm himself against the cold and damp morning.

As he sits at the bar and orders a drink the bartender says, "I'm sorry sir the dog must remain outside."

"Not a problem," he says and pats the dog on the head saying, "Go outside, and let me know if you see any ducks". The dog trots out through the swinging door of the pub.

"That's a well trained dog," says the bartender as he serves the man his drink.

In a few minutes the door swings open and the dog enters, trots up to the bar and puts one paw on the bar.

"What's he doing?" the bartender asks.

"He says there's a duck outside, excuse me" says the hunter as he takes his shotgun and follows the dog outside.

The bartender hears a shot and the hunter returns with the dog and holding a duck. The hunter pats the dog on the head and tells the dog to go outside and let him know if he sees any more ducks. The dog trots out the door.

"That's amazing, let me buy you a drink," says the bartender.

In a few minutes the door opens and again the dog enters, trots up to the bar and puts two paws on the bar.

"What's he saying now?" the bartender asks.

"He says there's two ducks outside, excuse me" says the hunter as he takes his shotgun and follows the dog outside.

The bartender hears two shots and the hunter returns with the dog and holding two ducks. The hunter pats the dog on the head and tells the dog to go outside and let him know if he sees any more ducks. The dog trots out the door.

"That's truly amazing, let me buy you another drink," says the bartender.

A few minutes pass when the door slams open so hard it falls off the hinges, in bounds the dog with a stick in its mouth. The dog jumps up on the bar and starts humping the bar and shaking the stick wildly.

"What's he saying, what's he saying?" yells the bartender.

"He says there's more f***in' ducks than you can shake a stick at!!!"