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You had your chances. SailingwithDogs, CCP, even SchoonerMistress might not have been immune to your charms. But you "mocked them and you shocked them, and you said you didn't care". Fortunately for you, you live in a part of the country where your wares are marketable to fully 100% of the population, if you get my drift.
Personally, I have only one word of advise to you, "Road trip!" I understand Portugal is nice this time of year. And I have it on good authority that Giu's aunt Mathilda can fix alot of what's wrong with a man. Your equine experience will stand you in good stead, I believe. And, failing auntie, that all female Portagee racing team ought to be out there practising right about now. If you can send your daughter out to putter about on racing sailboats in Portugal, you've got to be rich. Better than spreading SeaBond on dentures one would think?
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