I would be most interested in the design characteristics behind the venturi equipped Portagee skull. I am somewhat familiar with the genus Northamericanus californius, otherwise know as the airhead. I can claim no similar knowledge of the Portugese jethead. Does the nozzle and venturi tube required for cranial evacuation require maintenance or adjustment? And, does blockage of the left ear result in a gastro-intestinal buildup of pressure? I thought all the gas was due to a diet rich in herring. What ever do you do during cabin pressurization of those trans-Atlantic flights? Another thought; can your wife hear the ocean when she puts her ear up next to yours?
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Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.